seriousjones:

officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how you might make that mistake, but next time i hope you don’t take my actions out of context :^)

Apr 22nd / Tagged: text / 20,863 notes †

lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…

Apr 19th / Tagged: text omf / 14,237 notes †

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

Apr 17th / Tagged: aw man true text / 58,838 notes †

coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

Apr 14th / Tagged: text / 108,080 notes †

aminaabramovic:

I like art that I’m slightly repulsed by at first glance

Apr 14th / Tagged: this is real this is me text / 103 notes †

benwinstagram:

are boys in crop tops coming back into fashion because I support this a lot

Apr 14th / Tagged: text crop tops forever for everyone / 1,656 notes †

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

Apr 14th / Tagged: i deserve couture text / 159,490 notes †

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

Apr 13th / Tagged: I KNOW!!!? i was just talking about this with someone the other day text / 67,834 notes †

jasonfreese:

when will the wounds from ryden heal 

Apr 11th / Tagged: never text i never finished throam one of these days / 260 notes †

humorinrecovery:

Super incredibly maddening thing about mental illness:

Fighting your ass off to live a normal life and function as well as you can, and instead of getting credit and having people be proud of you for all the efforts you’re making, having people use your apparently normal behavior as a reason to invalidate you and think you weren’t that sick to begin with.

It takes a lot of badassery to act this normal, but the effort is all invisible 

Apr 11th / Tagged: and it's also super cool when people guilt trip me and think they're doing me a favour as if i hadn't thought about feeling guilty already as if i didn't feel guilty for EVERYTHING ALWAYS my dad is guilting me about school stuff as i reblog this good times text / 34,241 notes †

seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me

Apr 10th / Tagged: fuck text / 24,251 notes †

lepreas:

u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip

Apr 8th / Tagged: lmaooo tru text / 31,041 notes †

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

Apr 7th / Tagged: IKR!!!? text / 134,879 notes †

thegirlwiththeloontattoo:

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

Apr 6th / Tagged: !!!!! text / 25,419 notes †

recentgooglesearches:

how to kick your own ass

Apr 5th / Tagged: text / 5,133 notes †

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