got these skinny jeans on

bootykage:

cant bend my knees 

Sep 30th / Tagged: real text / 30,123 notes †

samegig:

That narry interview in 2012 where Harry was wearing the green beanie and niall was in that white tank > the beatles

Sep 29th / Tagged: !!! i have a playlist on youtube titled The Dream and it's literally just that interview text / 885 notes †

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

Sep 29th / Tagged: this is real this is me text / 33,572 notes †

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

Sep 29th / Tagged: lmaooooooo text / 84,311 notes †

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

Sep 29th / Tagged: text / 329,577 notes †
You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?

Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)

(via leighway)

#you’re in a pattymobile with a beautiful boy (via ravenbellamys)

Sep 28th / Tagged: omgg lmaoooo text / 32,212 notes †

meladoodle:

jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.

Sep 28th / Tagged: text / 153,806 notes †

2011fringeboy:

friend: hey whats your favorite-

me: take me home: yearbook edition

friend: but i didnt even finis-

me: take me home: yearbook edition

Sep 28th / Tagged: this is real this is me tmh goes sf hard i took like five detours on my way home tonight bc i didn't want to stop listening to it text / 1,228 notes †
You Only YOLO Once Sep 28th / Tagged: text / 468 notes †
Mental health advice from yr friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that would help
  • here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
  • hey your’e creative, maybe you could write your own article
Sep 27th / Tagged: yeah thanks 2true text / 25,914 notes †

grinderman2:

if i had money i would dress so on point all the time… i would even theme my outfits based on my emotion of the day like “cold war-era paranoia” or “realizing that you are not an exception”

Sep 26th / Tagged: text / 1,524 notes †

queerpuke:

too many feminist discussions are about reassuring men that feminism isn’t about ~hating them~ im so over it

Sep 26th / Tagged: yea text / 19,298 notes †

psychopathic-irishman:

Sext: I am so glad that the particles of a star that exploded billions of years ago eventually came together to form your fingers

Sep 24th / Tagged: text / 44,069 notes †

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "thats racist"
  • "thats sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "thats ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
Sep 23rd / Tagged: ME if i ever had the guts to speak up :( text / 73,680 notes †
youre allowed to feel bad and i still like you when youre unhappy Sep 23rd / Tagged: @ u text / 4,693 notes †

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