ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

Sep 1st / Tagged: text / 52,422 notes †


when you level up from regular virgin to super virgin as the years go by

Sep 1st / Tagged: meeeeeeee text / 1,022 notes †



When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF
Aug 31st / Tagged: this is true text / 38,421 notes †


fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

Aug 31st / Tagged: text / 289,999 notes †
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho. Aug 31st / Tagged: same text / 86,121 notes †


alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

Aug 28th / Tagged: text / 67,588 notes †


you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

Aug 28th / Tagged: this is me most of the time text / 284,100 notes †


Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Aug 27th / Tagged: text / 53,273 notes †


im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school…………… is magical 

Aug 26th / Tagged: text / 84,012 notes †


id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

Aug 26th / Tagged: ! text / 53,991 notes †


I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

Aug 26th / Tagged: text / 85,456 notes †


little white lies is my problematic fav

Aug 25th / Tagged: it grew on me when i heard it live :( text / 692 notes †


number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols
Aug 25th / Tagged: !!!!!! text language / 21,758 notes †


i can read 100,000 words of fanfiction a day but if a professor assigns more than 30 pages of reading i just stare off into space while tears fill my eyes

Aug 22nd / Tagged: :/// text / 44,004 notes †


*pronounces mullet moo-lay*

Aug 17th / Tagged: me too text / 312 notes †


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