*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882
me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine
- Baby: n-n-n
- Parent: oh it's his first words!
- Baby: n-n
- Baby: not all men
- Parent: put it back
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
I don’t even get jealous of other girls anymore tbh i get inspíred #growingup
common phrases used by racists
- "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
- "zayn malik is not that attractive"
girls are so cute I’m glad I’m a girl
be your OWN problematic fave
me: *in a coma*
*first chords of wmyb play*
me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*
when you suddenly realize you’ve dedicated your whole life to one direction
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality