maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

Jul 30th / Tagged: timothy: my name is actually chester f text / 8,287 notes †

quincythepigboy:

me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine

Jul 29th / Tagged: this is real this is me !! always text / 2,408 notes †
  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back
Jul 29th / Tagged: the only good one i've seen so far text / 27,587 notes †

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

Jul 27th / Tagged: text my faveee / 18,486 notes †

missyslaylliott:

I don’t even get jealous of other girls anymore tbh i get inspíred #growingup

Jul 27th / Tagged: text / 10,279 notes †

zanemalicks:

common phrases used by racists

  • "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
  • "zayn malik is not that attractive"
Jul 26th / Tagged: sorry but..... yeah text / 4,208 notes †
I Hate My Fuckening Life And I Hate The FUCK Government Jul 25th / Tagged: me too text / 3,774 notes †

darkbluetile:

girls are so cute I’m glad I’m a girl

Jul 24th / Tagged: text / 36,116 notes †

overlypolitebisexual:

be your OWN problematic fave

Jul 24th / Tagged: text / 10,551 notes †

carrotlourry:

me: *in a coma*

*first chords of wmyb play*

me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*

Jul 24th / Tagged: this is real this is me text / 5,327 notes †

zaynspank:

when you suddenly realize you’ve dedicated your whole life to one direction

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Jul 23rd / Tagged: it's been two and a half years and then some because i didn't admit to having a problem right away what is this life text 1d / 8,977 notes †

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

Jul 23rd / Tagged: shhhh text harry potter / 25,803 notes †

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

Jul 23rd / Tagged: falling asleep together feels too intimate but yeah text / 32,192 notes †

rabioheab:

*breakdances sadly* 

Jul 22nd / Tagged: me 2 i dropped my phone in the toilet and i was feeling like shit to begin with pun intended i'm scared it won't turn back on and i have to send it somewhere i don't have the money uggghhhhhh also i hate boys and feelings text / 61,218 notes †

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

Jul 21st / Tagged: yeaaaaaah everything hurts text / 143,245 notes †

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