ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

hikkomijian:

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil anxieties 

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

unfreshing:

i deserve to be made out with

philosophicalharry:

pretty underwear and bras make u feel pretty on the inside too if u dont understand that i dont have time for u

johnquincyadams:

i would describe myself as “heart eyes emoji disguised as sunglasses emoji.” once u get through my sick and chill exterior u find a lot of love

i’m tired of liking bands i want bands to like me

myladymother:

it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme

louislovesharoldsgravy:

doncasturbate:

[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]

“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]

ostentacious:

*suddenly sits up in bed covered in a cold sweat* harry styles

internetexplorers:

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

chickensandwich:

whenever you think i’m listening to you i’m actually just looking at you and thinking about harry styles